Best performance of the night arguably went to that mild mannered gentleman Davy Calvert who put one over on his rivals. The rivals acted pleased for him afterward but there will no doubt be a few going home to plan their next bike upgrade!
What game is Boylan playing? Surely someone who can knock out a 61min cycle in an Olympic triathlon can do better than 18th place? Close monitoring of Boylan's pre-race "fuelling" compulsary at next race.
Finally why is it that Enda Marron's cycle computer is always slower than the stopwatch? We will be writing to the BBC to make a Horizon documentary on this strange quantum phenomenon.
Notice: can anyone give Sara a lift to Kenmare? Poor Sara deparately wants to use her Kiwi skills to find the Lost Sheep.
Khaleesi
1 Judith Lowry 30.57
2 Sara Hanning 32.12
3 Aisling Trainor 34.53
4 Anne Duffy 38
Dragonlords
1 Mark Brown 27.06
2 Stephen McWilliams 27.44
3 Paul Carroll 28
4 Vaughan Purnell 28.46
5 Enda Marron 28.51
6 Davy Calvert 30.35
7 Colm Hanratty 30.43
8 Neil Darby 30.45
9 Desi McHenry 30.58
10 Dave Lonnen 31
11 Clifford Rodgers 31.07
12 David Morrissey 31.07
13 John McManus 31.1
14 Nial Magee 31.36
15 Tony McNulty 31.37
16 Neville O'Neil 32.12
17 Mr. Lavery 32.22
18 Johnny Boylan 32.55
19 Kevin Eagen 33.53
20 Andrew McMurray 35.03
21 Paddy Dewer 39.18
Thanks to timekeepers: Marty and Conor.