Recently retired Dave Lonnen who has all day free (just joking) still managed to be late. Luckily he fitted nicely into the end of the results with his time bell ringing through to the finish.
Due to popular demand [not really] here is an adapted cycling joke you will be chortling about until next week.
Mr. Kane and Mr. Browne of Team Kaners decide one day to have a go at tandem biking. Both metrosexual guys they immediately shop for cycle clothing to match the tandem bike before considering the seating arrangements. Kane, the lighter of of the pair and excellent at steering opted for the front seat. The back seat was then left for Browne; always the back of the pantomime horse.
First day out Kane and Browne head straight to Drumbo Hill to have a go at the classic, end of season, TT hill climb. "Jeepers, that was a tough climb" said Kane, leaning over, breathing hard. "That climb was so hard, and we were going so slow, I thought we were never going to make it."
"Yeah, good thing I kept the brakes on," said Browne, "or we'd have slid all the way back down!"
Results
Sunglasses on ladies
Emma Kerr 34:52 Joanne Bingham 36:03
Hair combed back boys
Mark Kane 25:42 Mark Millar 27:11 Vaughan Purnell 27:52 Neville O'Neil 27:59 Neil Weir 28:18 Gavin Browne 28:45 Michael Sinton 29:02 Mark Hanna 29:20 Enda Marron 29:29 Bill Rafferty 30:47 Andrew McMurray 31:38 Glen Pollock 31:46 David Morrissey 32:10 Conor Preshaw 33:11 Paul Hetherington 33:12 Steve Begley 33:30 Conor McGandy 34:04 Desi McHenry 34:36 Peter McGuicken 34:39 Andrew McCormac 34:40 Dave Lonnen 34:43
Thanks to Claire and Peter Morrison for timekeeping.
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